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The People Here are Friendly
by Ashley Stinson
The people here are friendly
It's why you've returned
So what if the beer is poisoned?
And brewed in repurposed urns
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And the sausages! So delicious!
You get a choice between large or small
The various sizes depending upon
The girth of the rat who gave his all
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And often we have food trucks
From towns just down the road
It's amazing what good cooks can do now
With the innards of a toad
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Enjoy the fire pit out back
On a quieter piece of land
It's where we roast the children
Whose behavior is out of hand
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Hear the bubbling creek behind us
But you need not fear a flood
Just be aware that we're all vampires
And we plan to suck your blood
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