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The People Here are Friendly

by Ashley Stinson

The people here are friendly

It's why you've returned

So what if the beer is poisoned?

And brewed in repurposed urns

And the sausages!  So delicious!

You get a choice between large or small

The various sizes depending upon

The girth of the rat who gave his all

And often we have food trucks

From towns just down the road

It's amazing what good cooks can do now

With the innards of a toad

Enjoy the fire pit out back

On a quieter piece of land

It's where we roast the children

Whose behavior is out of hand

Hear the bubbling creek behind us

But you need not fear a flood

Just be aware that we're all vampires

And we plan to suck your blood

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