​THE POUR FARM

The people here are friendly

It's why you've returned

So what if the beer is poisoned?

And brewed in repurposed urns

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And the sausages!  So delicious!

You get a choice between large or small

The various sizes depending upon

The girth of the rat who gave his all

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And often we have food trucks

From towns just down the road

It's amazing what good cooks can do now

With the innards of a toad

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Enjoy the fire pit out back

On a quieter piece of land

It's where we roast the children

Whose behavior is out of hand

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Hear the bubbling creek behind us

But you need not fear a flood

Just be aware that we're all vampires

And we plan to suck your blood